Why is Megan Fox so stuck up? Did JC make her smokin' hot 'cause he loves her more?

Why is Megan Fox so stuck up? Did JC make her smokin' hot 'cause he loves her more?

Why won't JC give me a chick that hot? That's all I want out of life............a chick as hot as Megan Fox. Should I try praying harder or more or differently?

Please, religionites, help me out!